Luck of the Irish

Their was once a small little leprechaun who lived in a shoe. The shoe did not smell bad actually, it smelt of chocolate because this Leprochaun loved chocolate coins. In fact he was gaining weight for eating so many of those, so he had to diet. The shoe was of course a bright green. Everything was green inside the house, which as everyone knows is a Leprochauns favorite color. Inside laid a huge cauldron, full of shimmering pieces of gold. He was a short fellow, with an orange beard, a green top hat which he took off to say “top of the morning to you”. He had a tiny green suit which really brought out the emerald color in his eyes. When he awoke this special day, Saint Patrick’s Day, he was especially happy. He was going to make someone feel very lucky. So when he hopped out of his shoe he went merrily down the road with his pot of gold. But when he got to the end of the rainbow, someone was already there. He wanted to grab the Leprechaun’s lucky charms. The Leprechaun felt so violated. No body ever grabbed his lucky charms before, and this man ran away with them. The Leprechaun lost his leprechaun privileges. His lucky charms were gone. So he went on a hunt to find a shamrock to replace his lucky charms. He luckily did, and the shamrock was perfect, in fact it brought him such good luck he went and got back his Pot of Gold. Then he found the man who took his lucky charms and was still using them to get lucky. He was getting very lucky in fact. He had not lost any games of poker. This forced our good Leprechaun friend to hop right into action. He hit this awful fellow with his gold from his Pot of Gold. The leprechaun made the terrible man drop the leprechaun’s lucky charms so he was able to get it back. He felt so for filled. He had reached an inner euphoria. He felt full again. After this frightful day was done, out leprechaun hero returned home to Dublin, to hop into his little green shoe, in his little green suit, climbed into his little shamrock made bed with four leaf clovers as a cover. Then Leprechaun drifted off to sleep and dreamt about playing with his lucky charms for breakfast.